Drummoyne, Sydney

Learn French the way
French people
actually speak it.

By the end of your free lesson, you'll introduce yourself in French — your name, where you live, what you do, one thing you love. Not reciting. Speaking.

Memory Trick — Lesson 1
Le poisson
fish
"Poisson" sounds like "poison." Picture a fish so dodgy it's basically poison on a plate. Le poisson = fish. Done.
Introduce yourself in French —
lesson one

Why most people
never actually
speak French.

Apps teach you to tap. Classes teach you to conjugate. Neither teach you to have a real conversation. That's not your fault — it's the method.

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Duolingo dropped you

Gamified streaks feel productive but don't build real fluency. 95% of users never hold a conversation.

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Grammar-first teaching

Traditional classes bury you in rules before you've said a word. French people don't think about grammar — they just talk.

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Vocabulary that doesn't stick

Flashcard repetition is the slowest way to learn. Your brain needs context and associations — not a list.

The Coucou Method

A completely different
approach to French.

01

Memory Associations

Every new word gets a vivid story or image anchored to its sound. Your brain stores memories through context — we exploit that. intro in French, actually remembered.

02

Conversation First

You're speaking from lesson one. Not reciting. Not translating. Talking — in real phrases you'll actually use. Grammar follows naturally once you've got the feel.

03

Tailored to You

Travelling to Paris? Reconnecting with heritage? Impressing someone? Every lesson is built around your reason. You learn what matters to you, faster.

The offer

Zero risk.
One lesson to prove it.

Limited spots — Drummoyne area

Your free first lesson,
guaranteed

60 minutes. By the end, you'll have memorised 20 French words and introduced yourself in French — name, where you live, what you do, one thing you love. If you can't do it, you walk away owing nothing.

  • 60-minute 1-on-1 session, in person (Drummoyne & surrounds)
  • Your own student portal — track progress, access lessons
  • Customised to your goal — travel, culture, family, career
  • No grammar textbooks. No homework you'll hate.
The Blueprint

What happens in your
60 minutes.

0–5 min — We figure out your why. Paris trip? Kid in French immersion? Lifelong dream? Everything from here is built around that.

5–15 min — You learn 5 words with memory tricks. You'll still remember them tomorrow.

15–35 min — 15 more words + the building blocks of self-introduction.

35–50 min — You introduce yourself in French. Out loud. Real sentences.

50–60 min — We map where you go next.

Where this takes you

The path to
real fluency.

1

Lesson 1

Introduce yourself in French

2-3

Lessons 2–3

Order food, ask for directions

4

Lesson 4

Hold a 5-minute conversation

6+

Lesson 6+

Tell stories in past tense

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The tutor who learned
the hard way first.

I'm Jordan, based in Drummoyne. I didn't learn French through classes — I learned it through obsession, necessity, and a lot of trial and error figuring out what actually works.

The memory trick method came from watching how quickly people retained words when they had a story to attach to them. I used it on my girlfriend and her family. It worked. Now it's the foundation of every lesson I teach.

I teach French the way I wish someone had taught me: no jargon, no conjugation tables on day one, just real language that you'll actually use. Whether you're a kid, a retiree planning a France trip, or someone who's always wanted to — this method works.

— Jordan
After your free lesson

Continue at your
own pace.

Single Session
Perfect for testing the method or a top-up lesson.
$100
per hour
  • 1-on-1 with Jordan
  • Personalised to your level
  • Access to student portal
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Fluency Sprint
10 sessions. A genuine transformation in your French.
$850
10 sessions — save $150
  • 10 x 1-hour sessions
  • Full method — vocab, flow, confidence
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Ready to actually
speak French?

Your first lesson is free. No commitment. No boring grammar. Just a genuine 60-minute session that'll surprise you.

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